{"product_id":"please-do-not-feed-the-animals-hoodie","title":"Please Do Not Feed The Animals Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"57\"\u003ePlease Do Not Feed The Animals Hoodie – Product Review\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"59\" data-end=\"292\"\u003eWelcome to the zoo. Population: your local bar, truck meet, rodeo, and comment section.\u003cbr data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"149\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"194\"\u003ePlease Do Not Feed The Animals hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e exists for one reason and one reason only: to save wallets, dignity, and bad financial decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eThis hoodie is a public service announcement wrapped in premium fabric. It politely asks strangers, friends, and that one guy with a wad of cash to keep their money in their pockets. No tipping. No sponsoring bad behavior. No “just one drink” that turns into three Venmo requests and a ride home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eFrom the business perspective, this hoodie has already prevented at least several questionable choices per night. It works best in loud environments where common sense goes to die. The bold graphic does the talking so you do not have to explain yourself while yelling over music and regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003eCrafted for comfort and chaos, this hoodie is soft enough to wear all day and bold enough to spark conversations you did not ask for. Perfect for bars, concerts, festivals, or anywhere money mysteriously disappears when certain animals appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eWhy This Hoodie Belongs In Your Closet\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1389\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003eFunny graphic hoodie with adult humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1216\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003ePerfect bar hoodie and party hoodie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003eBold design that gets laughs and side eye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003eSoft, warm, and built for real life wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1389\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1389\"\u003eGreat gift for friends who attract chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003ePlease Do Not Feed The Animals hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs perfectly with confidence, sarcasm, and a strict no cash policy. Wear it responsibly or irresponsibly. Either way, the message is clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1737\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWarning. This hoodie may cause laughter, offended stares, and sudden self reflection. Results may vary. Money saved is not guaranteed but highly encouraged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":44024773378183,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-SM","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":44024773410951,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-MD","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":44024773443719,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-LG","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44024773476487,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-XL","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44024773509255,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44024773542023,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":44024773574791,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-4XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":44024773607559,"sku":"G185-Black-PleaseDoNotFeedTheAnimals-5XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/1082\/0999\/files\/4E4B4049-B68F-4BE4-9E84-66D0BC00C61E.jpg?v=1772477475","url":"https:\/\/bings.shop\/products\/please-do-not-feed-the-animals-hoodie","provider":"BINGS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}